Santa might be making a list and checking it twice, but when it comes to Christmas shopping for your partner, a little “naughty” goes a long way.
Whether you’re looking for something just for him, some exciting sex furniture, BDSM gear, or some flavored lube stocking stuffers, naughty Christmas gifts can turn an ordinary holiday into something unforgettable.
This year, skip the “safe” presents and go for something that really brings the heat (and maybe a little bit of pleasurable pain).
Lovehoney Advent Calendars
Naughtiest XXXmas Gifts!
Lovehoney Advent Calendars
5.0
Bottom Line:
Designed to be opened over 12 or 24 days, Lovehoney/Womanizer Advent Calendars are a truly special gift that comes with everything you need to enhance your sex life, all wrapped up in a beautiful package. Carefully curated, each calendar is a sex toy (and sexy accessory) collection all its own and you'll likely find it hard to choose just one.
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The naughty Advent calendars from Lovehoney are the gifts we look forward to the most every holiday season!
Although you’re technically supposed to open one gift each day, the truth is that you’re likely going to open them all at once because who can wait?!
Lovehoney carries several different advent calendars with 12 and 24 product/day counts, and the curated selections in each work well on their own or in tandem with the other treats included!
Honestly, picking just one calendar is hard, because they’re ALL amazing!
Editor’s note: Advent calendars from Lovehoney become available for purchase in early fall each year, and are only available while supplies last.
The Regal Queen Harness
The Queen's Luxury Pick!
The Regal Queen Harness
4.7
Size:
Fits up to 64-inch waist
Includes Dildo:
No
Pros:
- Super Stylish Soft Vegan Leather
- Nickel Free Hardware For Those With Allergies
- 3 Sizes Of O-Rings For Variety Of Toys
- Velvety Soft Lining & Luxe Design
Cons:
- Does Not Come With Dildo
- Can Be Difficult To Secure Dildo
- Must Be Hand Washed
Bottom Line:
This crotchless harness is fit for a queen! It’s sleek and stylish — perfect for the professional pegger! Slip into this luxurious crotchless harness for a night of high-class pegging you’ll never forget cause you’re strap-on royalty now!
If you’ve ever wanted to feel like royalty while absolutely running the show, the Regal Queen Harness delivers the coronation you deserve.
Made of buttery-soft vegan leather with a velvet lining that feels as good as it looks, this beauty laces up in the back corset-style — because even your harness should have a flair for drama.
It’s fully adjustable (up to a 64-inch waist!) and comes with three interchangeable O-rings, so you can match it with whatever toy suits your royal agenda.
The open-front design keeps things sexy, breathable, and ready for action so there’s no fumbling with straps when things get heated.
Whether you’re gifting it to your partner or yourself, this harness isn’t just an accessory. It’s an invitation to rule the bedroom, crown included (although a dildo is not).
Naughty Lingerie
Sweet & Sultry!
Lovehoney Lingerie
5.0
Pros:
- High-Quality & Beautifully Crafted
- Huge Variety Of Styles To Choose From
- Sizing Through 4/5X
Bottom Line:
Lovehoney carries a massive array of lingerie options to suit any level of modesty (or none at all!). Whether you're happier staying in your comfort zone or stepping far outside of it, you'll find plenty of hot little numbers that'll turn up the heat!
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Nothing heats things up quicker than sexy lingerie on Christmas Eve, and this is a great “early” Christmas present to give your partner — or wear for your partner as a gift.
Lovehoney carries a ton of fetish wear and other lingerie options and no matter your modesty level, you’ll find something perfect to warm up those long (hard) winter nights.
Silicone Cock & Ball Sling
EDGE Silicone Cock And Ball Sling
Bottom Line:
Want to stretch those balls out as part of your cock and ball torture exploration? Try the Tracey Cox Edge. It’s made of body-safe and comfortable silicone that can stretch to fit any size balls. It’s great for solo fun, penetrative sex, and whatever kinky desires you want to fulfill. The ball divider is effective but gentle, making it perfect for CBT newbies.
Think of this sleek little sling as a VIP backstage pass for your bits — soft, stretchy, and just the right amount of snug.
The Tracey Cox EDGE Silicone Cock and Ball Sling hugs everything just right to comfortably boost sensation, enhance firmness, and keep the fun going longer without feeling restrictive.
Made from silky, body-safe silicone, it’s waterproof, easy to clean, and designed for effortless play.
It’s discreet, durable, and delightfully effective — proof that sometimes the smallest gifts make the biggest impact.
Liberator Wedge
Top Rated — Over 10,000 Sold!
Liberator Wedge
4.6
Bottom Line:
If you’re adventurous and enjoy exploring new sex positions, you’ll wonder how you made it this far in life without the Liberator Wedge. Living up to its name, it will liberate your sex life, enhancing sex positions while providing comfortable support all night long!
Say goodbye to flat-bed boredom and hello to the Wedge: the secret weapon for lifting your game (literally).
This little piece of sex furniture is built from high-density foam with a steep, body-friendly incline that gives hips the extra boost they’ve been begging for.
With a removable, machine-washable microfiber cover and a slick, moisture-resistant liner, it’s durable, hygienic, and ready for everything from beginner experiments to marathon adventures.
Whether you’re leaning into missionary with fresh angles or turning doggy style into a deeper dive, the Wedge keeps you (and your partner) comfortable, supported, and in control of play.
Vector+ Prostate Vibrator
Sexiest Prostate Vibe
We-Vibe Vector+
5.0
Pros:
- Adjustable Neck, Comfort For Hours
- Secure Fit, Stays In Place, Waterproof
- Public Play Friendly (Lower Settings)
- Remote Control & App (Customizable)
- Up To 120 Minutes Of Playtime
Cons:
- Design Is Somewhat Stiff
- Higher Settings Can Get Loud
- 90 Minutes To Charge
- May Be Unaffordable For Some
Decibel Level:
44 to 71 dB [Note: 40-50 dB is considered quiet; 40 is the sound of a refrigerator hum; 60 is a normal conversation]
Remote Range:
20’ to 30’
Bottom Line:
With reliable remote and app connectivity, this anal and prostate vibrator maximizes pleasure because the last thing you want to do is reach around to fiddle with buttons and settings while using it. With a soft silicone exterior and a design that bends to fit your body, the Vector+ offers comfortable wear and operates quietly enough that it won’t attract too much attention if you take it out on the town.
$128.14 @ We-Vibe –> CODE: AFF-WH14
$149.00 @ Lovehoney
If the P-spot is the way to his heart, the Vector+ from We-Vibe will rock his world. (And his ass, for that matter.)
Flexible and covered in silky-smooth silicone, this little prostate vibe bends to hit all his spots just right, while staying in place during use.
(Yes, even men can use wearable vibrators.)
Offering remote and app control, the Vector+ can be used hands-free or naughty play at home… or in public!
Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit
Easy To Setup For BDSM Play!
Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit
4.4
Bottom Line:
The Hard Limits restraint kit is perfect for anyone ready to live out their Fifty Shades of Grey fantasies, especially if you’re new to BDSM. You get everything you need to fulfill your tie-me-up-and-have-your-way-with-me desires. The velcro straps make the cuffs easy to use and they’re fully adjustable, fitting both queen and king-size beds.
The Fifty Shades of Grey Hard Limits Bed Restraint Kit is proof that you don’t need a dungeon to have a good time — just a mattress and a little curiosity.
This clever setup slips right under your bed and adjusts to fit nearly any size, turning your bedroom into a BDSM playground in less than a few minutes.
The soft, velcro-fastened cuffs keep things comfy while you (or your partner) test the boundaries of who’s really in charge tonight.
There’s even a blindfold to crank up the anticipation because sometimes, not knowing what’s next is half the fun.
Discreet, travel-friendly, and dangerously easy to use, it’s the kind of kit that makes “staying in” sound a whole lot more exciting.
Moxie+ Panty Vibrator
Hottest Panty Vibe
We-Vibe Moxie+
5.0
Pros:
- Strong, Discreet Vibrations
- Public Play Friendly, Waterproof
- Secure Fastening Via Magnetic Clip
- Remote Control & App (Customizable)
- 45 to 85 Minutes Of Playtime
Cons:
- Potential Connectivity Issues
- Small, May Not Fit Everyone
- No Panties Included
- 90 – 120 Minutes To Charge
- May Be Unaffordable For Some
Decibel Level:
44.9 to 52.4 dB [Note: 40-50 dB is considered quiet; 40 is the sound of a refrigerator hum; 60 is a normal conversation]
Remote Range:
20' to 30'
Bottom Line:
If you want to party in public while those around you are totally oblivious to your sexy shenanigans, this panty vibe is discreet, secure, and hella easy to use. While connectivity may take a minute, good things “come” to those who wait for the naughty thrills this best-in-class vibrator offers — anywhere you go!
$128.14 @ We-Vibe –> CODE: AFF-WH14
$149.00 @ Lovehoney
The Moxie+ from We-Vibe is our team’s absolute favorite panty vibe.
It’s small, but don’t let that fool you — it packs a punch!
The Moxie+ is easy to use with any existing pair of underwear, and it’s controlled remotely through the included remote control or the We-Vibe app, so either of you can take the party into your own hands.
Satisfyer Legendary Duo Penis Ring
Stay Harder, Longer!
Satisfyer Legendary Duo Penis Ring
4.8
Pros:
- Dual Cock Ring With Clitoral Vibrator
- 12 Vibration Functions
- Single-Button Control
- USB Rechargeable
- Up To 1 Hour Playtime (2-Hour Charge)
Bottom Line:
As one of the most popular cock rings, the Satisfyer Legendary Duo features two silicone rings (one at the base of the shaft, the other behind the balls) to restrict circulation and enhance his staying power. The addition of a clitoral vibrator means you can both enjoy a good buzz together!
$31.99 @ Adam & Eve –> CODE: WHI25
$39.95 @ Amazon
A cock ring can help him to stay harder, longer — which makes his orgasm much more intense in the end.
The Legendary Duo from Satisfyer, however, has a clit vibrator that’ll thrill you both through 12 vibration settings to explore.
Covered in soft, supple silicone, the dual rings on this one stretch around the base of his shaft and the backside of his balls to restrict circulation enough to add extra staying-power, but comfortably!
Personal Lubricants
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Bottom Line: Water-based personal lubricants are the go-to choice for many because they're compatible with every sex toy material and condom type. Foria’s first water-based personal lubricant hits it out of the park, with a clean design that’s lightweight and silky-smooth. The pH balance is a rare find, perfect for vaginal and anal use, with a mild vanilla scent and flavor for oral fun. Gentle on sensitive skin, Juicy Pure leaves no residue behind with a formula that feels like your body's own lubrication. [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: This is our team's favorite silicone-based lubricant because a little goes a very long way and it feels incredibly silky and smooth to the touch. The need for reapplication is minimal and like most lubes of this nature, holds up well when used in the water. One thing we really loved about Valm is the smart bottle design, which not only features a sleek pump, but a smart locking mechanism that prevents accidental spills or leakage — and it can be activated with just one hand. [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: While often overlooked, oil-based lubricants are as long-lasting as those made from silicone while being equally waterproof, moisturizing, and suited to anal sex. They are not compatible with latex or polyisoprene condoms and shouldn't be used with latex or rubber sex toys. Made with the best ingredients, AH! YES OB is a certified 99% organic lubricant that doubles as a sensual massage oil. Formulated to soothe and condition skin, it doesn’t need to be washed off. [Read Full Review]
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Top Pick: Water-Based
Description:
Bottom Line: Water-based personal lubricants are the go-to choice for many because they're compatible with every sex toy material and condom type. Foria’s first water-based personal lubricant hits it out of the park, with a clean design that’s lightweight and silky-smooth. The pH balance is a rare find, perfect for vaginal and anal use, with a mild vanilla scent and flavor for oral fun. Gentle on sensitive skin, Juicy Pure leaves no residue behind with a formula that feels like your body's own lubrication. [Full Review + Video]
Top Pick: Silicone-Based
Description:
Bottom Line: This is our team's favorite silicone-based lubricant because a little goes a very long way and it feels incredibly silky and smooth to the touch. The need for reapplication is minimal and like most lubes of this nature, holds up well when used in the water. One thing we really loved about Valm is the smart bottle design, which not only features a sleek pump, but a smart locking mechanism that prevents accidental spills or leakage — and it can be activated with just one hand. [Full Review + Video]
Top Pick: Oil-Based
Description:
Bottom Line: While often overlooked, oil-based lubricants are as long-lasting as those made from silicone while being equally waterproof, moisturizing, and suited to anal sex. They are not compatible with latex or polyisoprene condoms and shouldn't be used with latex or rubber sex toys. Made with the best ingredients, AH! YES OB is a certified 99% organic lubricant that doubles as a sensual massage oil. Formulated to soothe and condition skin, it doesn’t need to be washed off. [Read Full Review]
Another brilliant stocking stuff idea, personal lubes are the perfect addition to any sexy Christmas gift because, let’s face it: When it comes to sex, the wetter, the better.
If you’re in the mood for a little something-something sweet, edible and flavored lubes are a delicious addition to oral sex.
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Bottom Line: Foria Juicy Pure is the edible lube for people who want something sexy without the sticky, candy-shop aftermath. Silky, aloe-based, and surprisingly sophisticated, it delivers a smooth glide and body-friendly formula that makes oral play delicious instead of overly sugary. With a pH of 4.5 to 5.5, it's safe for anal play, and compatible with all sex toys and condoms, too! [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: Our team absolutely loves the sweet flavor and silky-smooth, never-sticky texture of Sliquid Swirl. This was hands-down the most flavorful lube of the entire bunch, featuring a bold array of 8 fruit-inspired flavor combinations sweetened without the use of sugar so it transitions from oral delights to penetrative fun with no irritation or discomfort. [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: Available in 18 delicious flavors and scents to explore, our team found that Aloe Cadabra added a subtly sweet touch to oral and vaginal sex. We loved that the lightweight texture mimics our body’s natural lubrication and the 95% food-grade, NSF Certified Organic aloe vera felt absolutely amazing on our skin — soothing it during and after use! [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: This is our team’s top recommendation if you’re searching for a long-lasting edible lubricant that has absolutely no flavor whatsoever. With AH! YES WB in hand (and mouth) you can enjoy your partner’s natural taste in all its glory. Made from 96% organic ingredients certified by the Soil Association, this one is ideal for those with sensitive skin. [Full Review + Video]
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Bottom Line: Foria Juicy Pure is the edible lube for people who want something sexy without the sticky, candy-shop aftermath. Silky, aloe-based, and surprisingly sophisticated, it delivers a smooth glide and body-friendly formula that makes oral play delicious instead of overly sugary. With a pH of 4.5 to 5.5, it's safe for anal play, and compatible with all sex toys and condoms, too! [Full Review + Video]
Also Good (Flavored)
Description:
Bottom Line: Our team absolutely loves the sweet flavor and silky-smooth, never-sticky texture of Sliquid Swirl. This was hands-down the most flavorful lube of the entire bunch, featuring a bold array of 8 fruit-inspired flavor combinations sweetened without the use of sugar so it transitions from oral delights to penetrative fun with no irritation or discomfort. [Full Review + Video]
Most Flavors
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Bottom Line: Available in 18 delicious flavors and scents to explore, our team found that Aloe Cadabra added a subtly sweet touch to oral and vaginal sex. We loved that the lightweight texture mimics our body’s natural lubrication and the 95% food-grade, NSF Certified Organic aloe vera felt absolutely amazing on our skin — soothing it during and after use! [Full Review + Video]
Best Overall (Unflavored)
Description:
Bottom Line: This is our team’s top recommendation if you’re searching for a long-lasting edible lubricant that has absolutely no flavor whatsoever. With AH! YES WB in hand (and mouth) you can enjoy your partner’s natural taste in all its glory. Made from 96% organic ingredients certified by the Soil Association, this one is ideal for those with sensitive skin. [Full Review + Video]
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No idea what kind of lube to pick up? Take our lube quiz for some quick guidance!
Before you buy, be aware that silicone sex toys should not be used with silicone lubes, because they can degrade the material.
When in doubt, or if you’re not sure, choose water-based lubricants, since they’re safe for all toy materials (and condoms, for that matter.
Closing Thoughts
Who says Christmas gifts have to be wholesome?
Sure, socks and mugs are fine (and maybe a little borrrr-ring…), but if you really want to wow your partner this holiday season, it’s time to get a little bold.
Naughty Christmas gifts are the perfect way to mix pleasure with just the right amount of spice.
