Our Hands-On Experience Using The Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen
When you open the box for the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation (also known as just the Satisfyer Pro 2), it’s hard to tell if it’s a tool designed to clean your pores or suck your clit.
Discreetly packaged and with a shape that doesn’t scream “THIS IS A SEX TOY!” from the highest mountaintop, this vibrator is a utilitarian appliance whose only job is to deliver orgasms — which it does in record time.
As I mentioned earlier, I reached orgasm in less than 30 seconds the first time I used it.
To be honest, I was almost a little bummed out by how effective it was.
I felt like I barely had time to enjoy the experience before it was over!
If anything, a lesson was learned that day and the more I played with it, the more I learned how to practice edging — bringing myself close to orgasm without going over the edge until I was ready.
And that’s an easy task with the Pro 2 Next Gen, which features 11 suction intensities to choose from.
The default (first) setting is so light it feels like a gentle kiss over your clitoris, ramping up little by little as you increase the intensity across the next 10 settings.
Our team members have varied preferences for clitoral stimulation — some prefer a lighter touch while others seek only the strongest sensations.
That’s the reason why we all loved this one so much — the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation offers something for everyone.
And that’s especially true when it comes to the design of the silicone clitoral mouth.
Clits are like snowflakes — no two are exactly alike in shape or size — but the generous mouth on this vibrator is large enough to accommodate most (if not all) anatomies comfortably.
For this reason, it’s incredibly versatile no matter who you are.
As we’ll talk about later, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen is easy to use with an intuitive design — you don’t even need to look at the manual first to understand how to use it.
Not only is this vibrator waterproof, but it’s also rated IPX7 — which means it can be submerged underwater (to 1 meter) for up to 30 minutes, so you can use it freely in the bath or shower.
And that’s where I use it the most, in fact — it’s become a favorite shower companion of mine.
The matte rose gold finish is certainly pretty but seems to serve an important purpose, too, improving hand grip even in wet (and slippery) environments.
Knock on wood, I’ve yet to drop it accidentally.
Like most clit suckers, the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation performs best with a touch of water-based lube on the silicone mouth but if you’re using it in the shower, you don’t need lubricant at all.
This vibrator operates quietly (44.2 to 49.3 dB) on its lower settings — specifically level 3 and below — but does get rather loud as the intensity increases from 4 through 11 (57.7 dB on level 4, with its highest setting registering at 69.5 dB during our testing).
That’s near the sound level of a washing machine — so it’s not at all discreet if you’ve got the intensity cranked up.
The silicone mouth on the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen is very soft and it’s detachable for easy cleaning — but it will occasionally need to be replaced over time.
(Replacements are inexpensive; an assortment pack of 5 is available for $13 at the time of this writing and easily purchased from Satisfyer.)
Fellow tester Gena Gephart noted that the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation was not easy to use if you’re laying on your stomach.
Although you can flip it around so the handle is pointing downward toward your legs, that also changes the angle of the toy against your clit.
If you prefer to play while laying face-down, you may have to experiment with placement to see what works best for you.
Depending on the intensity setting(s) you use, you’ll enjoy anywhere from 35 to 60 minutes of playtime on a full charge — which takes about 90 minutes.
Charging the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Gen is easy — it includes a magnetic USB charger.
And thankfully, it has a strong magnet.
I’ve charged many a vibrator before, only to discover that the magnetic cable came loose after setting it down.
That won’t happen with this one — once it makes contact, you can wiggle it all over the place and it will not come loose.
All in all, our team has found the Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation to be an invaluable tool where our sexual pleasure is concerned.
It’s a reliable sex toy that, although it doesn’t come with a ton of bells and whistles, is among the best clit sucking vibrators we’ve ever tried.
